Simon says....bleach your vagina

Remember the days when the aesthetic of vaginas didn't matter? Then somewhere along the way we started shaving, trimming and waxing pubic hair.

Porn stars underwent labiaplasties so that their vaginas looked "younger". They didn't stop there. Some how the idea of anal bleaching became popular.

Well now there's something else for us ladies to worry about. If your vagina is too brown, you may want to consider bleaching it.

Below is a commercial running in India that is getting some fair exposure in the US.



The ad is posted on the Clean and Dry youtube channel. The video description is as follows:

"Designed to address the problems women face in their private parts, Clean and Dry Intimate Wash offers protection, fairness and freshness. To be used while showering, its special pH-balanced formula cleans and protects the affected area, and even makes the skin fairer. Life for women will now be fresher, cleaner, fairer!

Freshness Jo Nikhare!"

In the video the man is unable to look at his female partner. The woman is upset and seemingly at a loss. Eventually she figures it out and leaps to into action. She showers with the bleaching product which miraculous makes her vulva a brighter shade. Now, her male partner is thrilled and can't wait to get near her vagina.

So not only are our vulva lips to large, but now they are too dark.

It is commonplace for a woman's vaginal lips to turn brown as one ages. It is natural. During arousal a woman's labia minora can be pink, red, and even purple. The flow of blood assists this change.

Why are we at the point where we need to modify the vagina so that it is no longer a vagina?

Ladies think about the first time you started shaving, trimming, snipping or waxing. Whatever the age, you can bet that girls of today are interested at an even young age.

I've never seen an ad for freshening up a man's nether regions and I have never seen a suggestion with the media for men to bleach their anuses.

I don't feel pressure to bleach my vagina. I don't believe that every man wants their female partner to do this to themselves. I do believe however, that there is a population of women and men who DO want this. That is what makes me feel deflated.