A woman was admitted to the ER complaining of abdominal pain. Doctors discovered an entire chicken in her vagina. The woman explained that she was unable to have children and was hoping the chicken would turn into a baby. [Socybery]
A woman went to change her tampon after she had been slicing jalapeños. Jalapeño juice on your labia cannot be fun.. The woman had to smear yogurt to stop the burning. [Reddit]
An elderly woman complained to a Dr. Sharon Orange that she had vines growing out of her “virginny.” Turns out it was a vine growing from the potato plant in her vagina. She put it in there to keep her sagging uterus in place. [Daily Strength]
A woman was water skiing and fell backward into the water. She was moving at such great speed a flood of water entered her vagina causing lacerations. [She Knows]
A woman caused car crash when she decided to shave her vagina while driving! She was driving to Key West to vacation with her boyfriend. Her ex-husband was in the passenger seat of her Thunderbird. I demand an explanation. Now! [Regretful Morning]
A woman went to an ER with citing pelvic pain. Doctors removed a set of car keys from down there. She said she didn’t want her boyfriend taking the car so she hid them in a place where “he never goes.” [Daily Strength]
A woman's OB-GYN took an X-Ray and found what appeared to be a loaded gun in a woman's vagina. The doctor performed emergency surgery and discovered that it was actually a cigarette lighter shaped like a gun.[Odee]
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