"Christian" website shames The Big Gay Ice Cream Truck: But are they for real?

I was just visiting the blogsite for The Big Gay Ice Cream Truck and unfortunately it seems that Doug Quint, the man behind the ice cream project is under scrutiny. Apparently a conservative "Christian" website recently posted an article about how they feel gay individuals are dangerous. Sick right?

These "Christians" do NOT represent me!!!

Here's the article word for word..

Homogay Agenda Uses New Big Gay Ice Cream Trucks To Trick Children

September 3, 2009

As summer winds down and parents relax their guard, the homosexual agenda has unveiled its latest plot to covertly slide their fornicated lifestyles into our children: gay ice cream trucks.

Granted that they have no qualms with violating the sanctity of marriage, it should not shock one’s heart to see living proof that homosexuals have no issues with violating the innocence of youth.

When children hear the siren calls of an ice cream truck, they can only imagine the cold, juicy Popsicle that will cool them down on a warm late summer’s evening.

What they don’t know is that the new pied paper of summer coolness is a gay man, and the only thing he wants to deliver to their life is abduction, disease and shame.

75% of homosexual men have a STI. For everyone one homosexual, four children get molested.

Children never think to see danger and would never expect that the neighborhood ice cream man presents a veiled threat that will ruin their lives. Dan Nordgren warned boys beware, for the gays are out to get you. How frightening it is to us parents to know the gays are always out on the prowl for our children?

As a parent I am very afraid of homosexuals, and you should feel the same way too. The gay palate is diverse in its tastes and has no bounds; what it craves more than anything, however, is the innocence of our children.

Warning: The following video documentary is terrifying and shows the menage of new homosexual ice cream trucks. Please pray and then review this media as a family, following up the viewing with a discussion about the dangers of homosexuals and the bad things they like to do to children.

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Ok, first of all...what in the world is "homogay?" Doesn't that sound a bit odd...and um..redundant?

It is ridiculous to think that gay men and women have some sort of conspiring agenda. This person's opinion is so far fetched that I can only wonder if it is a cruel, yet ridiculous joke.

Doug Quint says he himself is not sure whether the website that produced this article is satirical or not.